Average Joe In The House. sKy

Guys, when you board a packed MRT during the rush hour, do one thing. Raise your hands up high. I think I remember reading that Japanese guys do that in the train, as they have too many sex maniacs who go around groping other women. By raising their hands up high, it serves as an evidence that he is innocent, and that its impossible for him to be the one who jus groped some lady's ass.

The reason why I'm saying this, is because I was being maligned today morning.

It was 0745hrs, and I was boarding the train from Yew Tee to Clementi. As usual, I'm reading the Today papers, and listening to my iPod. Those who board the same direction will know that when reaching Jurong, the train will jerk quite alot as it is changing to the middle track. It was during this time when the lady infront of me bumped into me, or more exactly my hands (which were at her .. chest level, because I'm reading the papers!). She then gave me the "you pervert, you just touched my boobs!" look.

I was thinking, come on man I'm innocent. I gave the most innocent look I can ever give (ala the cat in the boots in Shrek), like this:

and I think she got the message I was trying to get across. I was trying to say, "please, this is the rush hour, we're all packed like sardines in a tin, and I didn't do that on purpose. And moreover, you bumped into me, not vice versa."

I guess she was thinking, "ok, this guy is cute. I won't pursue further

Whew.