Average Joe In The House. sKy

As I am typing this, I am dozing off in my office lolx.

At this moment, Dear, Sheena, Kev, and other people are at Andy's house, negotiating and stuff like that.

Here's the whole story:

Sheena and Andy are a couple for almost 7 years (or maybe more than that). Recently, Andy knew a woman called Linda, who is her customer at the shop which he works in. Linda is a woman with a husband, a boyfriend, and 2 kids. I do not know how the heck the 2 of them managed to contact each other and shit, but they ended up having sex. For how many times, I don't know. At this point, Andy and Sheena's relationship was already rocky, and Andy wanted to "take time off" the relationship. Sheena was actually worried for him, wondering what has happened to him. But she would never have expected this to happen.

Imagine this. Andy brought Linda to Pan Pacific just to have sex! Not only that, in the middle of the night, just because of something LInda said, Andy took a cab and brought her to Mustafa, bought her a bouquet of flowers, and a SGD$700 ring. After that, they went back to have sex.
Sheena, who was trying to think of ways to get Andy back, has finally given up, and decided that this guy ain't worth crying over. Time for her to get even! But too bad, her plans eventually didn't work out.

Come on man, which boyfriend would tell his girlfriend, "Hey, I had sex with this girl, and she's much better than you on bed because she's more experienced!"

And better still, he actually thinks that both women are actually heads and heels over him, and are totally smitten with him. He can tell my Dear that he's gonna get a ring for the girl that he'll eventually choose. What he doesn't know is that Sheena doesn't want him anymore, and Linda's probably gonna dump him once he has no more money. How stupid can someone be?

Lastly, 2 nights ago, to make Sheena leave him completely, Linda sms-ed Sheena, saying that she is already pregnant with Andy's kid. I was asking Dear whether was it possible for someone to be pregnant within 1 month of the sex, and Dear said yes. Even so, I didn't trust that statement, and insisted that it was just a fake statement to make Sheena leave Andy willingly. They think that Sheena is still clinging on to Andy. LOL.

And I was proven right yesterday night. Andy told Sheena that Linda is not pregnant with his kid at all, and he even asked what will happen if he leaves Linda completely and go back to Sheena? The damage has already been done, Andy Teow. When such things happen, you can't start over again, not even if your relationship is 7 years old.

Sheena, do not be soft at heart, and try to forgive him. Get another guy. He can do this once, why can't he do it again? He'll probably think that you'll eventually forgive again, because he thinks that you love him enough to forgive him for things like this. You've alreadi slimmed down, and are looking much better than before. Keep this up, you'll get back to what you were in JC, and then there'll be guys queuing up for you. Not me though :p

Andy, go get a prostitute. You don't need SGD$700 for that. You'll probably get 10 for that amount of money, and they're all horny. At least they act like they are. Don't blame us for being ruthless to you. You brought this upon yourself. No matter how close friends we are and all, this kind of thing is unacceptable. But try talking to me 50 years later. I might be senile by then and forget about this. But then again, I might probably forget who you are :)

And being the compulsive gambler he is, Andy owes many people many, including Sheena and Dear. Now, they're at Andy's house, making him sign an IOU that they drafted out. Now, my turn to be at fault.

I owe Andy $275, and I didn't tell Dear, for fear that she would be angry. I thought Andy would have had some integrity, and kept it from her. Forget it, he's an ultimate jerk.

Now, I only hope that:

1) Andy pays back everybody their money. Whatever he does with his own life after that, is none of my business.

2) Dear forgives me for keeping this matter from her. I owe GH money, GH lost money through me to Andy, i.e. I owe Andy.

3) Sheena gets a new lease of life. Get a job, earn her own money, and support herself.

4) I have a time machine, so that I can get to the end of the month and get my pay, so that I can pay my Dear all the money that I owe her, which amounts to a lot of money.

3 more hours before I can go home!