Average Joe In The House. sKy

Guess you guys might have heard of this joke before, but I find it interesting, therefore this post. Hope no one gets insulted by this joke.

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia, and was having coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel. A Malaysian who was chewing gum, sat down to him and started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: "You guys eat the whole bread?"
Singaporean: "Yeah, of course."
Malaysian: "We don't. Over here in Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them across to Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
Singaporean: "Yup."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other leftovers in a container, recycle it, transform them into jam and sell them across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted.

Singaporean: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian: "Of course we do."
Singaporean: "Do you wear protection then?"
Malaysian: "Of course! Condoms!"
Singaporean: "Then what do you do with the condoms once you've finished using it?"
Malaysian: "Stupid question! Of course we throw them away!"
Singaporean: "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle it, transform them to chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!"