Average Joe In The House. sKy

I hate Singapore because ....

1) Weather. We're so "geographically located" that we do not have 4 seasons. Probably we have, and its Quite-A-Lot-Of-Rain (Jan to Mar), No-Rain (Apr to June), Little-Bit-Of-Rain (July to Sept), and A-Lot-Of-Rain (Oct to Dec). It makes me have pimples too!

2) Kiasu-ism. The natural instinct of every Singaporean, and it makes me feel like, "Oh my god, I'm 23 years old. A perfectly fine young man, and yet the kiasu-ism makes me feel like an auntie!"

3) Drivers. The drivers in Singapore are terrible. They change lanes like nobody's business, they overtake like they're in a Formula One race, and they don't give way.

4) Traffic. We probably have one of the best infrastructures of traffic lights in the world, so good that we have a traffic light in every 250m.

5) MRT. I hate the commuters in the MRT who play music from their handphones (I'm not going to say who or what race), commuters who occupy more than 1 seat, commuters who lean on the hand grip, and those who do not understand the meaning of "Left Is Right".

6) COE. The god damn thing that makes our car so damn expensive.

7) Education. I admit we have one of the best education systems in the world, but that is because we're forced to follow it. It's so rigid it feels like army.

8) Money. People in Australia earns A$10+ per hour working in McDonalds, while we get only like SGD$4 per hour for working in the same place? We can't say it's due to the relativity to our cost of living, because Australia and us are almost the same.

9) Land. Soon, Singapore will be the first country in the world to not have any fields, and everywhere is high rise building.

10) Army. Nuff said.

I love Singapore because ....

1) My gf is here.

With that 1 point, it overrules the first 10. :D

Can somebody tell me how can a 6 year old girl sing like this?