Average Joe In The House. sKy

Do not go into a smelly Male's toilet when you have 2 x Mint flavoured Mentos in your mouth.

It only allows the stench of the toilet to better infiltrate your nostrils, and trigger your brain cells to register "Disgusting", and further pass down a "Vomit" signal to your throat.

So remember, do NOT go into a smell Male's toilet when you're eating Mentos. Mint flavoured.

And also, do not fall asleep while listening to MP3s in a bus/MRT ride.

Statistics have shown that you're at a much higher risk of missing your stop, as compared to sleeping without the influence of your iPods or whatever shit players.

That research has been researched and proven by Me.

It happened early this morning, in Bus 52, that rides from Jurong Interchange to Bishan Interchange.

When I opened my eyes, I saw myself 3 stops after my destination stop.

So please, heed my advice. Do not fall asleep while listening to MP3s in a bus/MRT ride.

To be safe, do not sleep. Go read Harry ~~Porter~~ Potter.

I'm so gonna sing this song in my next KTV session.